✨Alien Space Queen✨

Dec 19

salems-luc:

@staff Not exactly the “welcome back to the app store” you were expecting huh

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but-i-like-velcro:

So.

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prideprejudce:

the parallel park one FUCK

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wizardshark:

lazebian:
profdx:
they say the human body is 70% water. youll be 100% water by the time im done with you.
Wh….. what are you going to do to me…..

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ilovemybutchgf:

ilovemyfemmegf:
ilovemybutchgf:
read my lips! [kisses you]
can you repeat that, please?
oh yeah i said

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hellish-b0y:

“I don’t wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your neck.”

— The 1975 (via neckkiss)

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spooky-weebs:

fondface:
Wildest dreams // Taylor Swift
I hate this

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heckifiknowcomics:

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the-goat-of-dojima:

treefrogsoup:
treefrogsoup:
the-quasar-hero:
lostqueenofhoshido:
lostqueenofhoshido:
wynterroseskye:
wynterroseskye:
sighinastorm:
robloxgf:
robloxgf:
greatpostsonline:
lovecraft and his cat n-…
nnnnn-…
ummm…his cat’s name was uhhhh…
this is a picture of HP lovecraft with his cat
what was his name
oh no
WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
OH NO!
What was the cats name?
Oh
Oh dear.
It can’t be that bad.
Okay it was that bad
This was legit one of the funniest posts on tumblr. Not child bearing hips funny but up there

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ink-and-oceans:

“We look at words that could be harmless and our minds twist them over and over again until they become unrecognizable horrors.”

— tara love / we are our own worst enemies